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this is adam's wife by the way. after watching this i adore her although i have a wife of my own and honestly, i've never been into collecting anything.

Pitches love podcasts. Post your best ideas here, maybe if we all put our minds together we can come up with something great. PITCHES If you have a podcast pitch, send it to pitches@midroll.com So if I come up with a great pitch does that mean I'm magically granted a podcast or does that mean Auck Scotterman clones himself again and makes a podcast with my idea? Suspicious that they don't really say. I want to do a podcast for Hollywood Celebrities about what it's like to be a regular office shlub who works a 9-5:30 job with only a 30 minute lunch break and teach them how they can get into the business if they're interested. I'm pretty sure Maria Bamford was an office admin back in the day. I wonder if she was honing her comedic craft the whole time.

In the Scott pro-version they even talked about Scott letting Sean do the show. There is no Tony in that episode! Is there a Tony? Maybe Sean got cut, but got paid anyway?

I was in the TSA line at the airport and I resounded the boys' commentary that, "you didn't ruins that enough buddy." They're still removing my shoes even though Adam proved they haven't stopped shit.

OK, I'm not going to bring this up on the reddits, but do you get the sneaking suspicion that this whole Pee Cast/HH thing was a set-up? I may have my order wrong because I have no sense of time: Step 1. (REAL) Sean throws a jab at "Parking Lot Scott" just off the cuff, but it starts taking off online and weed-fueled "producer" Chef Kevin gets an idea to stoke the fires... Step 2. (FAKE) The boys bitch about Pee Cast Blast and make a big deal about it, the fans go wild. "Fuck the Doughboys" becomes a thing. Step 3. (FAKE) Scott comes on the show and confronts them about Parking Lot Scott as if he's irritated about it, also the boys bitch about Pee Cast Blast to him. In truth he already knows all about Parking Lot Scott. Step 4. (REAL) The HH fans go into a frothy madness online and Scott acts annoyed, but it actually raises awareness about Pee Cast so of course he is loving it. Step 5. (FAKE) Scott throws a jab about "the worst podcast audience" (HH) on CBB to further fuel the fire. Step 6. (REAL) BIG REVEAL - The Boys will be on Pee Cast WITH the Doughboys! Step 7. (FAKE) Scott pretends to be annoyed and says he "shadowbanned" them from Pee Cast, but in reality he's promoting Pee Cast again and The Boys. And there you have it. The machinations of one Chef Kevin laid out before you. See the boys are too cool to scheme this much because that takes effort and effort isn't cool; it takes a Kevin to do the dirty work. Whatchu think?

Hayes' joke that Bane was born in a dark roast got stepped on, but it was magic to me.

OK, my synchronicity this time was over the words "the work" - the night before I had been talking to my wife about being willing to do "the work" regarding marriage and I related it to the protomolecule in The Expanse where this DNA-manipulated creature kept saying they were doing "The Work" and this AI-type thing was building something in space near Venus. I mean, Sean said "the work" so many times in that pro-version. Crazy. The synchronicity thing is real. Also, The Expanse was an awesome show. I hope it gets another season. I can't remember where it left off to be honest though.

Obviously the ads are pretty explicit that I shouldn't get high and drive (a car), but can I get high and: drive cattle across an open plain? drive my wife bonkers with silly string? drive 55 with Sammy Hagar (the Horrible)? - if he's driving and sober, of course be really driven about my (lack of) career and life choices? Thanks in advance, Buster Britches

Did anyone ever call you Adam Combover just to be mean?

my impression of the boys doing a record without an engineer:

I KNEW IT!!!!

I doon thank so ya wee bah'stad!

Reddit doesn't care about my HH synchronicities so I'm going to put them here. (I mean, you guys don't either, but you complain less): When they talked about Escape Rooms I was on the way to my first escape room as a "team building exercise" proposed by my boss. It was Grimm Fairy Tale themed. ummm… I forgot the other one, but it was weird. In other news, HEY! Paul Fishsticks Tompkins plays Red Dead 2? Cool! That would be hilarious to encounter him online as a polite mustachioed cowboy in a vest and tophat.

Q: What's Wolverine's favorite snack? A: Snikt'erdoodles?

That was really funny! The only bit I didn't like was the Conan O'Brien segment at the end.

That thread on /earwolf about Nicole being a penicular cannibal was ridiculous. Gabrus seemed pissed. I hope she didn't see it and was upset.

Kevins new pasquetti joke could be poscorn.

The popcorn gallery, I do believe it is time for it now! The popcorn gallery: if you weren't aware, it's a segment on Hollywood Handbook where Sean and Hayes let the viewers (of the audio) ask the questions. Not to be confused with a peanut gallery which is usually a group of noisy brigands and roustabouts, because this analogy is more relating to the subject of movies. Coincidentally, the movies is the reason it was called the popcorn gallery; Sean and Hayes letting the viewers doin all the questions, yeah now, it's time for the... pop coooooorn, gallery, oh yeah!

This will be the one non-voting-related thing I do today, besides work.

So I feel like many people saw Lauren's nipple in Crashing, but nobody wants to talk about it. Like we're all kind of either trying to be adults about it or are just too weirded out to say anything publicly. p.s. Turner Broadcasting canceled the funding of Super Deluxe today. I'm kind of sad about. They let comedians who smoke weed do whatever they wanted and they filmed it. I watched a hamster run through a maze, I watched a lady rate plants... wild times, man. And we lived it. But no more.

aw, she makes anxiety seem fun.

I wonder why Master Kevin chose this order to play the eps?

Ok seriously though, this is not a lie, I once went to a patient first in college cause my penis had little bumps on it and I was worried and they had a female doctor and I said I didn't care and she asked me if I would feel more comfortable showing it to her by sticking it through a sheet and I was like, "wtf? no, I'll just get it out" and I did. She looked at it and then told me that it wasn't an STD - it was flea bites.

Apparently ranch pig molts is coming back for another ep! The boys are really nice and funny, but I really need my comedy idols to be way less hot and successful. Someone who can wear a beer belly out in the open with pride. Someone who will drink a bottle of wine and smoke a doobie on the side of a mountain before returning their malformed infant to mother nature. Ok not the last bit, that was the Romans, they're way too hardcore.

Not to be pedantic, but every doctor is capable of looking at your butt, and believe me I've tried. Most just don't know what to do with it. I have a medical (marijuana) license, so I am also qualified to look at butts, but just as confused and disoriented when I see one. I've heard that a lawyer is officially a Juris Doctor so I'd start there.