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    A “comedic” take on Sir Arther Conan Doyle’s great literary  character.  This dumpster fire is more of a “what if new things existed in the past” and Holmes and Watson were there.

    i went to see this because I’d heard that people were leaving the theatres, and now I completely understand why.

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    Gerard Butler is at it again! But this time he’s saving the President of Russia.  What was meant to feel like a throwback action movie feels more like...I want to have a clever one liner for this but I don’t...it’s just bad. I’m with Zukes on the idea that I’m normally down with whatever Gerry B does but this one...this blows.  

     

    I would say I was “fortunate” to get to preview it early due to a friend who is a theatre worker, but it’s more acurate to just say that I saw it early.

     

     

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    My Dad used to be a Manager for Walmart and some days after school we would be taken up to the store. There was a training room in the back where they would watch training videos, but on these days we’d get to go back there and watch a movie.  This was the only film back there. Ive watched it at least 20 times.  I remember nothing about it other than they shove a tranquilizer up the elephants butt.

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    On 10/14/2013 at 4:22 PM, Lauren Tyree said:

    For some reason, my parents took me to see Fear in theaters when it came out. At 10 years old, I was way too young, so it was instantly my favorite movie. It look me a long time to realize just how awful it technically is, but it's a gloriously fun watch, and I'd kill to hear the HDTGM crew rip it apart.

    At 10?  What did they think they were taking you to see?  A romantic comedy about the fear of being alone?!

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    On 8/19/2018 at 1:59 PM, NitsujRelis said:

    This whole movie is 800 kinda of nuts.  My favorite part is when Marky Mark is talking to them through the door and the camera is looking at him through the eye hole and he just freaks out. Then goes back to being calm.

     

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    On 2/21/2017 at 8:18 PM, Ofcoursemyhorse said:

    William Petersen can't escape this podcast. Either for this, The Skulls or MullHolland Falls.

    I forgot about “The Skulls”. What a stupid movie. That movie deserves to get ripped apart.

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    On 7/16/2015 at 2:14 PM, Lando said:

    I have a feeling that they're not going to do this movie. They passed on doing The Happening and have ignored Dreamcatcher, both of which feature a Wahlberg. I think Paul is in the pocket of big Wahlburger.

    Big accusations...but I have a feeling you are onto something.

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    On 10/14/2013 at 8:00 PM, SlidePocket said:

    My favorite part from this movie is when Mark Wahlberg carves his chest with the phrase "Nicole 4 Eva" just to get her back!

    This whole movie is 800 kinda of nuts.  My favorite part is when Marky Mark is talking to them through the door and the camera is looking at him through the eye hole and he just freaks out. Then goes back to being calm.

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    Mark Wahlberg. Reese Witherspoon. CSI’s Gil Grissom. Orgasm Roller Coasters. And best of all....OVERACTING FOR DAYS.

     

    I can’t remember where I caught this movie a couple weeks back, but oh man. During the movie I actually asked “who made this?”  Then it hit me...the trio need to skewer this.

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