MalcolmJamalWarlord
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Open up and say “ahh”. Spread your legs and say “Santa”.
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If Uptown has funked you or a loved one up, you may be entitled to financial compensation.
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Go get the gopher pills! My hole is tingling something fierce.
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Umbrella dick, corkscrew dick. It all looks the same in the dark.
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My loving daddy shaves my back, but only my granny can wipe my crack.
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You can’t spell “Grandmaster Flash” without “grandma”!
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Brusha brusha brusha your pubey pubey pubies. Momma's got a hot date at O' Charley's!
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I’m a Ding Dong Daddy from Dumas, watch me tie my own penis around my neck.
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Aw crud, I spilled belly button droppings all over my brand new sandwich.
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Hello Operator, give me number 9. I’ve got a strong addiction to tummy tickling swine.
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Thunder only happens when it’s raining. I can only poop when I am straining.
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Hands up, don’t shoot. That’s the way we like to fuck.
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Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea. Those are the names of my testicles.
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May I have the definition? May I have the etymology? May I have a new pair of grundies, I’ve soiled myself.
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When Louie Anderson left Family Feud he was richardkarnated.
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Finger on the pulse, eyes on the prize, scrotum on the CVS self-check out scanner.
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One for Ricky, two for Mickey, and three for my little ol’ hairless dicky.
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Squirt ‘em up high, squirt ‘em down low. Fill me with jelly and I’m ready to go.
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Sucky sucky for Yucky Chucky the Lucky Ducky.
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Sucky sucky for Yucky Chucky the Lucky Ducky.
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It's like my mom always said, "I am Edward James Olmos."
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