Labis, The Sad Prince

To be fair, is it such a crime to love my own legs? This is the thought I awoke with this morning and have been unable to push from my mind. My own legs, which I consider to be shapely and adequately moisturized, should not be subjected as grounds for litigation. The affection felt for ones own legs (or arms) is not something to be ashamed of, much less something to be arrested for.

(Spider Cider Recipe: Power egg, spider dust, milk, apple, and blue shampoo)

If you're a lonely spider who feels like an outsider, then have some worm friends over for Fire Pie and Spider Cider!