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Grimace must die violently

This will now be the show’s permanent catchphrase. Thank you all for participating.

Beans, beans, they are good for your heart. The more you eat, the more your nose falls off your face, making you a deformed freak! Now, you’ll think twice before eating my beans.

All jokes aside, knock knock. *In case guest replies “who’s there?” respond with “jokes”. *If guest proceeds to ask “jokes who?” respond with “jokes put aside” *Keep these rules for every episode. Thank you for your consideration

Your ass is grass. My ass is dirt. Let’s put them together and make a tree.

Old people are like buttholes. Give me the gun.

Why is life a thing?

I’m not a man or a woman. I’m an influencer

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s my dad’s new girlfriend, Jenna the Marsupial

By the power vested in me by the state of New York, I now pronounce myself Greasy Greg, Master of Sorcery.

If at first you don’t succeed that’s it

The pen is mightier than the sword but the sword has a bigger penis so who’s the real winner here?

The pen is mightier than the sword but the sword has a bigger penis so who’s the real winner here?

If at first you don’t succeed that’s okay. Making a dragon have an orgasm takes at least 3 tries

Adios is the new goodbye so adios, goodbye