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We got a galaxy brain up in here

I still think last year's was more off the rails with the circus music but this is pretty wild too

I love it when guests are baffled by the closing of the plug bag theme, and this year will certainly leave them baffled... possibly more than last year, depending on how insane the accompanying music gets

Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection. The lovers, the dreamers, and the host that just trying to keep this goddamn podcast on the rails.

Three things are certain. Death and taxes are clear ones. Then there are haikus.

Dirty 27 and 1-800 JINGLES we're both top 5 for me and I'm surprised neither made the list. Oh well. Educainment squad was the best of the TMD Episodes.

Knick knack paddywhack, give a dog a bone. This old man faced bestiality charges and was shunned from society.

Do you think Chewbacca has a cloaca? Congrats, you do now. Wakka wakka!

Cool cats, hot dogs. The only thing more polarizing in the fifties was that horrible, horrible segregation.

It's a bird! It's a plane! No it's an early sign of a stroke! Call a doctor!

Call me Ishmael, but don't call me late for dinner!

Intelligence is knowing Frankenstein was the doctor. Wisdom is knowing Dr.Frankenstein was the monster. But genius is knowing Frankenstein was the friends we made along the way.

The Grimace was last seen July 18th 2012 at dodgers stadium dancing to Black Betty by Ram Jam. The Hamburglar remains at large.

Suns out, guns out. Skies out, thighs out. Overcast and dreary, flop sweat for days.

"Damn straight I'm a potty mouth", he said with a shit eating grin.

Tale as old as time. Song as old as rhyme. Hootie and the Blowfish.

Once a falafel man, always a falafel man. You can be one if you get a falafel van.

Cuffing a punk or huffing a skunk, if only my mistress had that kind of spunk.

Don't let the sun go down on me, I can't stand the smell of burning hair.