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I'm not sure if it's the bath salts talking, but your eyeballs taste way sweeter than I thought. Â
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I'm not sure if it's the meth talking, but this dumpster holds way more naked hobos than I thought.Â
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Runaway Bride? More like runaway thank you-for-saving-me-years-of-grief-from-a-woman-who-will-tear-my-heart-out-and-stomp-on-it-until-I'm-just-a-sad-pathetic-shell-of-a-person-who-finds-living-day-in-and-day-out-now-utter-torture-why-is-God-punishing-me-w
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Colonel Keister reporting for poo poo duties!
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Four out of five dentists agree that a frog in the throat is better than a swift kick to the nuts.
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I hope this cream dip is supposed to have pubes in it otherwise I'm going to be really sick.
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Cowabunga dude, you can't you see the outline of my micro penis in these white shorts can you? Because I want to look to look nice for gran's wake.Â
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She's got legs and she knows how to shave them.
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Fly like an eagle, soar like a dove, then crash like a meth head who's sold their last pint of blood. Welcome to The Hamptons. Â
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Yes ma'am, that seat is free and so is the lice. Â
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Quite Hoggin' the Unicorn Piss or I'll Tell Mom
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The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants Called and your Bootcut Jeggings are Now Ready for Pickup.
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Nobody Puts Baby in the Corner, Unless That Baby is a Straight Up Dick.
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 Innie, outie, leftie, righty, walkie talkie, who's up for Bukkake?
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Tip of my tongue, tip of my hat, what do I smell that has taken a shat?
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Joanie loved Chachi but not his porn tchotchkes found hidden under his stack of book Trotsky’s.
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Hello Cleveland!...Association of Fundraising Professionals!
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You Can't Cut The Mustard With Your Bowels All Flustered
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At The Drop Of A Hat I Have Taken A Shat, Said The Bratty Rat Patting His Flattened Hat.
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I’d Rather Have A Virus Then Listen To Billy Ray Cyrus, Proclaimed the King of Epirus
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