LieutenantGeneralAnesthesia
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Listen up, I’m only gonna say this once, motherfuckers: “Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.”
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Champagne for my real friends. Real pain for my sham friends. T-Pain for my hip friends. Hip pain for my tea friends. Girl pain for my man friends. Mansplain for my girlfriends.
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Mofos holla back, mufos follow back, my hos swallow back
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The doctor is the boy’s mother, the kiddo is the boy’s widow, the sexist is the boy’s breakfast.
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One for the money, two for the show, but “three-peat” is a clumsy sportmanteau.
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SCREW your courage, toothy stinkin’-face!
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This is how the world ends: not with a Bang Bang, but with a whimper whimper!
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Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds. Fantasy is the orc of little dorks.
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The Word on Google Street View is that I Excel in Google Sheets, too!
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Liam Neeson’s next revenge? More like Brendan Gleeson’s Netflix binge!
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You are my sunshine. I am your father. We can rule the galaxy as father and sunshine!
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Feed a cold, starve a fever, give a heart attack a healthy snack.
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Snitches get stitches, and a stitch in time saves nine, so shut up and mend that ski mask of mine!
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Heartbreakers gonna break break break break break, so be good for goodness’ sake sake sake sake sake!
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Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds. Fantasy is the orc of little dorks.
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Cry me a river, build me a bridge, and tear me down this wall, Mr. Gorbachev!
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