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Señor Gravy Stains

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  1. I heard it straight from the horse’s mouth. That’s right officer, that horse over there told me to commit all those murders.
  2. Set forth on your quest and godspeed to you noble warrior. Also while you're out, do me a favor and return these Redbox DVD's.
  3. You ever Whole Shack Shimmy with the devil in the pale moonlight?
  4. I heard Beanie Feldstein and Beanie Sigel are starting a family together. Can't wait to see those beanie babies!
  5. If you wanna succeed in buisness there's two things you gotta know: Money talks and holy cow this money is sentient and capable of speech!
  6. “Don’t You Forget About Me” has a different meaning if your parents left you at a Bennigan’s in the 80s and never came back.
  7. Until Hollywood does the right thing and makes a XXX-rated Swamp Thing movie, I’m calling it quits in this town.
  8. I got your catchphrase right here, pal! For those of you that can’t see me, I said that while grabbing my genitals.
  9. LeAnne Rimes and Busta Rhymes are surprisingly not related. May all of your birthdays be devine and never be belated.
  10. I hate to micromanage, but you’re running this miniatures shop into the ground.
  11. I’ve been told I’m as handsome as Robert Pattinson. Or maybe it was Pat Robertson.
  12. It’s not that I don’t like your magic act, I just don’t think your child’s custody hearing was the right place for it.
  13. It’s not that I don’t like your breakdancing, I just don’t think your Grandma’s funeral was the right place for it.
  14. It’s not that I don’t like your slam poetry, I just don’t think your father’s intervention was the right place for it.
  15. If a Chandler searches online, and no one is around to see it, does he use Bing?
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