RoofioRick

She sells sheep bells by the shear store. Shhh don't tell but those sheep bells she sells are nothing more then cheap shells, of that I'm sure.

Hotty totty she makes me feel naughty. Maybe some day I'll go back and teach her to talkie and walkie.

There once was a man from Nantucket. Who asked his sister in law to secure a respectful distance between them to ensure no funny business. Amen.

There's a time to laugh and a time to cry but now it's time to wine and dine on delicious flaming hot Cheetos!