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  1. Everyday is taco Tuesday when you live in an abandoned Baja Fresh.
  2. Ass, gas or deGrasse. no one rides for free, Neil!
  3. It was colonel mustard in the library with the rope. That’s how he was found after dying of autoerotic asphyxiation.
  4. For the last time, I’m not gonna show you how to send dick pics on your phone. Ok talk to you later, Dad.
  5. I don’t see why I need to go to therapy just because I had an erotic nightmare about the Carfax Car Fox.
  6. Inside baseball fact: there’s rubber and yarn in there.
  7. I let out an obtuse chuckle after a loose suckle of your moose knuckle.
  8. Everybody’s working for The Weeknd, especially his assistant.
  9. Hip hop ya don’t stop, the proof is in the pudding pop.
  10. I scream, you scream, we all scream because we’re being held captive by a deranged lunatic.
  11. When life gives you the coronavirus, garnish it with a lime wedge.
  12. 1) Hard Target 2) Sudden Death 3) Samurai Cop 4) Get Even 5) The Butterfly Effect
  13. If I had the moola to hire a doula, then you wouldn’t be giving birth in the ball pit of this Chuck E. Cheese.
  14. How are people supposed to know what I dislike if Calvin doesn’t pee on it?
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