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Orange Juice Simpson

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    Everyday is taco Tuesday when you live in an abandoned Baja Fresh.
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    Ass, gas or deGrasse. no one rides for free, Neil!
  4. Orange Juice Simpson
    It was colonel mustard in the library with the rope. That’s how he was found after dying of autoerotic asphyxiation.
  5. Orange Juice Simpson
    For the last time, I’m not gonna show you how to send dick pics on your phone. Ok talk to you later, Dad.
  6. Orange Juice Simpson
    I don’t see why I need to go to therapy just because I had an erotic nightmare about the Carfax Car Fox.
  7. Orange Juice Simpson
    Inside baseball fact: there’s rubber and yarn in there.
  8. Orange Juice Simpson
    I let out an obtuse chuckle after a loose suckle of your moose knuckle.
  9. Orange Juice Simpson
    Everybody’s working for The Weeknd, especially his assistant.
  10. Orange Juice Simpson
    Hip hop ya don’t stop, the proof is in the pudding pop.
  11. Orange Juice Simpson
    I scream, you scream, we all scream because we’re being held captive by a deranged lunatic.
  12. Orange Juice Simpson
    When life gives you the coronavirus, garnish it with a lime wedge.
  13. Orange Juice Simpson
    1) Hard Target 2) Sudden Death 3) Samurai Cop 4) Get Even 5) The Butterfly Effect
  14. Orange Juice Simpson
    If I had the moola to hire a doula, then you wouldn’t be giving birth in the ball pit of this Chuck E. Cheese.
  15. Orange Juice Simpson
    How are people supposed to know what I dislike if Calvin doesn’t pee on it?
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