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  1. Oy gevalt. My political rival is at it again.
  2. I take my mayoral duties very seriously and will not compromise my principles for you or any other smarmy podcast host. Long live Turdtown!
  3. Maybe I'm crazy and don't know how to use the search function, but I don't see a thread for all us cool users to put our own personal top tens (or album rankings, or etc.). As I continue to learn about the Talking Heads, I'll go ahead and throw my own R.E.M. top ten list out there for everyone to ooh and aah over. Don't crowd, there's room for everyone. (Was disappointed to hear the Scotts talking smack about some of my faves ) 1. Can't Get There From Here 2. Low Desert 3. Begin the Begin 4. Nightswimming 5. Finest Worksong 6. Half a World Away 7. Pilgrimage 8. World Leader Pretend 9. Imitation of Life 10. Supernatural Superserious Honorable mentions to Uberlin, Ignoreland, and Driver 8 (this is too hard!)
  4. MayorOfTurdtown

    Next R U Talking Series

    And how could I have forgotten: Are you talking David Bowie to bothie of us?
  5. (*In Don Pardo voice*) Live, from your radio, it's brief diversion from the horror that is all of our lives
  6. If you can't beat 'em, beat 'em off
  7. MayorOfTurdtown

    You say tomato, I say red ball of shit

    Me likey.
  8. MayorOfTurdtown

    Next R U Talking Series

    Part of the fun was hearing Scotty Auk's reactions to listening to some R.E.M. albums for the first time. Then again it helps if at least one of the boys is passionate about the group. Based on my own preferences, might I suggest: Are you jawin' Elton John to me? Are you querying Queen at me? Are you talking Duran Duran during my podcast? (feel like Scott A. has mentioned them a few times...) Are you scissoring my sister? (Scissor Sisters - short series, only 4 albums) Glad I could get those off my chest. I'm sure the guys check this forum all the time for more ideas.
  9. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, get rid of it all with VACCU-SEX-OTRONICS, the all-nude, all-robot cleaning company!
  10. What's the frequency, Kenneth? Of these suppositories? Five up the butt every hour? No thanks I'll take my chances with the cancer.
  11. My only regret is not fixing a lifetime of errors and poor decisions
  12. Gimme a taste of that sweet sweet smegma-flavored toothpaste. Gross.
  13. MayorOfTurdtown

    Who's down, cool cat?

    Who's down, cool cat?
  14. Put me in coach, I'm ready to say...my catchphrase
  15. Then those fools just be sitting there waiting!
  16. If a catchphrase is read on a podcast and no one hears it, does it make a sound? PS big fan of the show
  17. Tangent - possible top ten Simpsons line: Krusty: But I love that plane! I used to fly to Vegas in it with Dean Martin. One time we were flyin' in it, and the moon hit his eye like a big pizza pie! We wrote a song about it! But it ended up infringing on one he recorded years before. -- "Bart the Fink" https://www.simpsonsarchive.com/episodes/3F12.html
  18. It was an itsy-bitsy, teeny weenie. No bikini involved.