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Considered not the consequence that came without a rubber, my dungeon-mastering career'll take a hit this summer
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When your eye hits the moon as you trip out the lun-ar module: that's the water in your blood being vaporized by the vacuum of space.
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They hated him 'cause he told the truth: "Abe Lincoln was thiccer than John Wilkes Booth."
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If I insult you with my lack of social graces, would you hold it against me?
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My ex-wife said, "Please move away from me." So I loaded up the truck and I went to Beverly... D'Angelo's, that is. She screamed and called the police.
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Extry! Extry! Letter A swapped for Y in word "Extra"!
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Take your ancient grains and get fucked, King Tut!
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Excrete at my feet and I'll do you to the beat.
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I'm superintendent of an over-worked rural school district and boy are my marms tired.
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Comb through my foliage and I'll plunder your undercarriage.
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Lend me some gum and I'll glimpse ya my bum. Clean all my teeth and I'll give you my sheath.
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Extra sauce 'cause I'm the boss. Fresh fruit instead of fries because I'm watching my cholesterol.
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"You bwing me gweat gwief," said The Joker to The Thief.
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First you tell me grandma is in the hospital and then you whine that you can't decide on your favorite Seinfeld character?! Pick Elaine!
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You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid, and the rest.
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"We therefore commit this booty to the ground, girth to earth, asses to asses, nuts to butts."
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Highway to the manger zone, me and Mary gonna bone
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Xanadu, Xana-doe, Xana Stately Pleasure Dome, Xana-Hey, Xana-Ho, Kublai Khan
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Hollywood screenwriters seem to think the phrase, "Nothing to write home about" applies solely to describing sexual encounters to your parents. "Dear Mommy, the koochie was tight, but her oral needs some work. See you and dad at Thanksgiving!"
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Wax or Wain? Why choose? I'm losing these pubes AND watching Role Models!
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She shells seashells by the seashore with her WWII-era trench gun
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I once met a man from Nantucket. His coffee breath left much to be desired.
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My E.D. and Low-T puts all my dates in therapy.
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