BloatedFartingScumBag
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"Cruel to be Kind". Richard Kind, that is! And by "cruel" I mean, "must be nice!"
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"Extry! Extry! Paperboy-slash-town-crier trope used yet again by award-winning filmmaker, despite never actually being a thing!"
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"Goosey Lucy, Good-and-Juicy". That's what those puerile prisoners used to call me in baby jail.
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"It could be tomorrow, or ten thousand years," said the fading White Dwarf to a group of his peers.
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"Steadfast Edfast, Ripe-and-Redfast". That's what those colic-y convicts used to call me in baby jail.
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"Steadward Edward, Ripe-and-Redward". That's what those diaper-rashed detainees used to call me in baby jail.
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"Steady Eddie, Ripe-and-Ready". That's what the infant inmates used to call me in baby jail.
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"We therefore commit this booty to the ground, girth to earth, asses to asses, nuts to butts."
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"Ye will surely say unto me this ad-lib, '"Improv Man, catchphrase thyself."
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"You bwing me gweat gwief," said The Joker to The Thief.
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A moment of silence to handle the matter, then flatter my bladder with incessant chatter.
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A pile of chickpeas and a mound of legumes don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world
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Ace is the place for a hellish hardcore fuck
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Adam Ant's adamantium atoms ate Ada Fisher's fish-flavored fissures.
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Alpha-dogs for my a-holes and beta-blockers for my b-holes
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As a family subsisting solely off feces, we live by the following: 'Eat Shit or Die!'
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Ashes to ashes, tip to taint, show me where to spray that paint!
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Call me "Late to Dinner", but don't call me anything else! I'm hungry, just not quite yet!
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Comb through my foliage and I'll plunder your undercarriage.
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Come hence, common MENSA men! Commerce commends cum hens!
By BloatedFartingScumBag, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Comedy's about timin', poetry's about rhymin', losin' your v-card's about breakin' that hymen
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