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Topics posted by BloatedFartingScumBag
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When your eye hits the moon as you trip out the lun-ar module: that's the water in your blood being vaporized by the vacuum of space.
By BloatedFartingScumBag, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Devon Sawa? Eye-chi-wawa! Devon Aoki? Okie-dokie!
By BloatedFartingScumBag, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Up Your Butt and Around the Corner, to the Side and That's What You Ordered
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Xanadu, Xana-doe, Xana Stately Pleasure Dome, Xana-Hey, Xana-Ho, Kublai Khan
By BloatedFartingScumBag, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Considered not the consequence that came without a rubber, my dungeon-mastering career'll take a hit this summer
By BloatedFartingScumBag, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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"Ye will surely say unto me this ad-lib, '"Improv Man, catchphrase thyself."
By BloatedFartingScumBag, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I walk through Disneyland to get a great thong tan, I watch Disney movies to see the Heynong Man
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"Steadward Edward, Ripe-and-Redward". That's what those diaper-rashed detainees used to call me in baby jail.
By BloatedFartingScumBag, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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"Steady Eddie, Ripe-and-Ready". That's what the infant inmates used to call me in baby jail.
By BloatedFartingScumBag, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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"Steadfast Edfast, Ripe-and-Redfast". That's what those colic-y convicts used to call me in baby jail.
By BloatedFartingScumBag, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt? That guy's parents were real pieces of shit.
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Lend me some gum and I'll glimpse ya my bum. Clean all my teeth and I'll give you my sheath.
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Getting high on the San Andreas Fault gives a whole a new meaning to "shake and bake."
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Comedy's about timin', poetry's about rhymin', losin' your v-card's about breakin' that hymen
By BloatedFartingScumBag, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Lake Superior is the largest body of freshwater by surface area (talk about the ultimate thirst trap).
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In this world only two things are certain: the life AND times of Tim.
By BloatedFartingScumBag, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Reeseez Peeseez, a diaper full of feces, gaseous, gaseous, we all make brown.
By BloatedFartingScumBag, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Here's the church and here's the steeple, open the doors and read The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pre-Teens
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Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs Invite you to spy on young girls wearing thongs
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Extra sauce 'cause I'm the boss. Fresh fruit instead of fries because I'm watching my cholesterol.
By BloatedFartingScumBag, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Notice to you lazy wipers: trap that mess with ad-ult diapers
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The cat's in the bag and the bag's down the river, if the river is my pee stream, the cat is a kidney stone and the bag is my ballsack.
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Stop. Please shut your mouth and listen. I could've sworn I heard a young man pissin'.
By BloatedFartingScumBag, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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