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Shittybutthole

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  1. You can change your clothes, you can change your friends, but according to state law, I guess you’re not supposed to change your friends clothes when they didn’t ask you to...
  2. Today I found out that not all dogs go to heaven. I know hotdog vendor on El Camino Rd. told me all of his hotdogs are made from those who travel to hell.
  3. Wipe that shit eating grin off your face because if you’re eating shit and grinning today’s probably not your day.
  4. I tried to make my own cheese but I don’t know which part of my body to squeeze.
  5. I saw the new Fast and Furious movie and it made me shift in my pants.
  6. You can’t teach an old Bob new tricks. Try new-bob.
  7. Love the username. Hahaha!!!
  8. Keep farting like a 70 year old obese diabetic with sleep apnea and you won’t be invited back to my grandmas car.
  9. Pizza dude’s got 30 seconds. After that, I’ll remember I ordered carry out.
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