Euripides’ Shorts
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Like a fart in the breeze, he smelled really bad if you stood downwind of him.
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Would somebody PLEASE update Newfoundland’s name already?
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Let he who is without balls trip the first balls.
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One pop for yes, two pops for no: that’s the way the locked-in Popcorn Magneto answers questions.
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Dirty dirty, flirty flirty, hurdy-gurdy, mercy mercy, Mother may I? Yes you may.
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Why do they call it a nap? No one’s sopping anything up!
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Is it just me, or would Peter Panties™️ make a great name for a men’s lingerie company?
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Is it just me, or could Howie Mandel be a little nicer to those women when he tells them to open the case?
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What’s your name? Who’s your daddy? What’s your social security number?
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And thus I propose that William Tell should be the national anthem of Switzerland.
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And thus Noah stepped forth from the ark and spake, “Mount Ararat? I hardly know her!”
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When you’re done at that ATM machine, please RSVP to take the SAT test as ASAP as possible.
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If you’re going to stomp my nuts into oblivion, at least buy me dinner first.
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I wear ears in the park and have sex in the dark.
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Come on, baby, will you please attend my bris, now? They’re gonna cut me like it’s 1986, now.
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Yes, I’m an acrobatic prostitute. Yes, my birth name is Lickety Split. Go ahead, I’ve heard all the jokes.
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You can knock on the back door, but please enter through the front.
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You have Abe Lincoln’s disease. That chin beard is permanent.
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Dear Monkeys, You were one letter away from writing the complete works of Shakespeare! You’re all fired.
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Next time you want a handjob, just ask. This “skeeter on my peter” charade has gone on long enough.
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