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Everything posted by Robizzlefoshizzle

  1. I’m just a drip off the old cock.
  2. That skeleton doesn’t have the guts to fight me!
  3. Father Abraham had many sons and many sons find their father to be a disappointment.
  4. A bucket without a hole, why that’s no bucket at all.
  5. If that possum I ate was playing dead, I sure called his bluff.
  6. It might not seem like much, but with this single brick, and illegible note I’m gunna be a somebody!
  7. Ravioli! Ravioli! Leave the gun take the Cannoli!
  8. I stepped on my pie, now it's a cobbler.
  9. Robizzlefoshizzle

    Up next! "Logan's Jog!"

    Up next! "Logan's Jog!"
  10. If you’ve fallen and can’t get up, ask yourself, “Did I do that?”
  11. Come on waiter, don’t fear the pepper. My salad was bland, don’t fear the pepper.
  12. From as-salamu alaykum to hasta la vista baby!
  13. “The Unwearable Tightness of Jeans: A Hipster Memoir” now out in hemp-back.
  14. Well you’ve made it past the hounds and the moat and the room of spikes, so welcome to Applebee’s!
  15. What’s got two hands and loves to make me feel like an idiot? My analog watch!
  16. Long time blister, first time popper.
  17. That two for one deal, down at the farm, really got my ducks in a row.
  18. No! More Mr. Nice Guy! Please more!
  19. Please, Mr. Macaroni is my father’s name, you can call me Elbow.
  20. Allow me to re-introduce myself. My name is oh, Sorry. Were you saying something?
  21. You say sheeple, I say ewe-people.
  22. The pot of gold at the end of the rainbow was full of fondue!
  23. Robizzlefoshizzle

    Dream on Ding-dong! 

    Dream on Ding-dong!
  24. One if by land. Two if bi-curious.
  25. Bean me up Scottie, I'm a space cowboy!