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El Chico Malo

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  1. My Beer Belly Gets Really Smelly When It’s Smothered With Peanut Butter And Jelly...
  2. “Will These Goats Float?” Asked The Capsizing Boat
  3. Hashtag 2020 CBB Quarantine Bump...Babyyyy!
  4. Down The Hatch And Out My Crotch, I’m Gonna Go Pee Pee, Do You Wanna Watch?
  5. Forget this week quarantine nonsense...I’M HORNY!!!
  6. I do not like her in that blouse, I do not want her in my house! Your Grandma peed all over my floor and she's not welcome here anymore!
  7. Just a couple of Dad Bods holding onto their Thick Rods
  8. Crack a window, air it out, ‘cause daddy’s driving with his stick shift out!
  9. My world’s on fire, how bout yours? That’s the way I like it till my butt gets sore!
  10. Yeah I’m into Fitness.....Fitness finger up my butthole!
  11. From Rags To Riches: How I Made A Fortune Selling All These Filthy Rags That I Slept On To Buy The Best Mattress That Money From Selling All These Filthy Rags Could Buy
  12. She was Dummy Thicc but I had a Thumby Dick
  13. Apples or Oranges, they’re all the same to me Doc. Can you get them out of my butthole or what?
  14. My Pig’s In A Blanket, So I Guess It’s Time To Yank It!
  15. Sticks and stones may break my bones! ...actually they will break my bones. My boner that is! Ouch!