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  1. Tagline: It Should Only Happen On Christmas After his father disappeared on Christmas Day the year before, a precocious 10-year-old creates a list of tasks. He believes that If he completes them all, including becoming a karate black belt, his father will return on Christmas Day.
  2. Luke wilson goes out with Uma Thurman unknowingly that she has super powers. They go out, she becomes obsessive... Uma Thurman, Luke Wilson, Anna Faris, Eddie Izzard, Rainn Wilson and Wanda Sykes
  3. Post zombie apocalypse, Dr Who can speak to zombies! He and Lady Margaery are trying to discover the cure to zombisim. Stanley Tucci is an "evolved" talking zombie! And there's zombie Rats!
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    Killer Elite (2011)

    Since Netflix started their "Top 10" list about a month ago, this movie as been on it everyday in Canada. I thought might as well see what the hypes about since we're all on lockdown. This movie is , dare I say, bonkers. The whole subplot with "Anne" makes zero scene. Dominic Purcell looks wild. How is Robert De Niro involved in all of this? Clive Owen's pedo stache. And Jason Statham being all Jason Statham. It's terrible. I'd totally rewatch this.
  5. The worst movie you'll never hear about this year Currently sitting at a 3.3 on imdb and a 0% on RT.
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    Alexander (2004)

    I highly doubt this one will happen based on the length of this movie alone. But which version would they do? The Theatrical Cut of 175 Minutes The Director's Cut of 172 Minutes "Alexander Revisited - The Final Cut" released in 2007 of 220 Minutes. Unnecessary Regardless, June would opt out
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    Dream House (2011)

    I was looking forward to watching this, but ended up getting physically violent and frustrated from it. Separately Craig and Weisz are great, so one would assume together they'd be fantastic. Don't assume. Zero payoff for this movie. Would be fun to hear how annoyed the team got watching this. Fun Fact, Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz started their relationship on set of this movie while playing a married couple From Wiki: Director Jim Sheridan reportedly clashed with Morgan Creekโ€™s James G. Robinson constantly on the set over the shape of the script and production of the film. According to the Los Angeles Times, Sheridan tried to take his name off the film after being unhappy with it and his relationship with Morgan Creek Productions. Reportedly, Sheridan, Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz disliked the final cut of the film. The trailer, cut by Morgan Creek Productions, received criticism for revealing the main plot twist of the film.
  8. A cheesy horror about evil spirits possessing a motorcycle. And Anthony Daniels is in it.
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    Chairman of the Board (1998)

    a surfing inventor inherits a 23 million dollar company from the director of Inspector Gadget 2....
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    Cats (2019)

    Would have been way better if they didn't digitally remove Jason DeRelo's penis... I'm just saying what we're all thinking
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    Boltneck (2000)

    Also known as "Teen Monster" on Hoopla. Can't wait to see this https://www.hoopladigital.com/title/12387550
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    10,000 BC (2008)

    From the director of Godzilla (1998) and Independence Day 2. This movie was nuts. Saw it when I was in highschool. For some reason the biggest complaint at my school was how the girl has perfect makeup before make up was invented and how everyone's too attractive.
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    Wild Hogs (2007)

    Just relistened to the Old Dogs episode. Bump for obvious reasons
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    American Psycho 2 (2002)

    Yes! Please! This movie checks all the boxes for failed sequel. And this cast Mila Kunis and Montreal's finest William Shatner. But it does imply the murders were real from the first movie. Tagline: "Angrier, Deadlier, Sexier"
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    Sabotage (2014)

    I love David Ayer and Joe Manganiello, they had a lot of potential together. But this was just a fun flick. Not meant to be too serious, yet still ridiculous. Kind of like Con Air.
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    Red Riding Hood (2011)

    Same year as Beastly, around the time when every fairytale needed the dark, gritty, "Grimm" treatment. Snow White and the Huntsman, Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters
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    Ghosts of Mars (2001)

    This may be John Carpenter's worst movie, but is it Ice Cube's worst movie? Yes, yes it is
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    Mortal Engines (2018)

    I picked this up at the library and was surprised I'd never heard of it. Especially since the cover said "written and produced by visionary Peter Jackson" but that should have been my warning
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    Mirror Mirror (2012)

    Pretty much. It came out 2 years after and somehow scored a 70 on RT.
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    Doom (2005)

    This would be great for the pod. I will admit I did enjoy the first person POV at the end. (shout out Hardcore Henry) it's hard to think that this is considered The Rock's "skinny phase" but in this, he doesn't seem much bigger than Karl Urban, who is ageless
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    Mirror Mirror (2012)

    None of it worked for The Huntsman either. Hope your roommate is making better choices by now. There was alot of topless Armie Hammer for a PG movie
  22. Need to hear the team do this one. It's a perfect contender
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    My Soul To Take (2010)

    Definitely the worst Wes Craven movie. RIP but this was terrible and unnecessarily in 3D
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    Grind (2003)

    When I was a kid there was this monthly digest called The Magazine Not For Adults. One month they had contest for anyone that wrote in will be entered to win Gind on DVD. At the time, skateboarding was huge at my school. I thought I'd be so cool being the kid who has the movie. And then I won! I watched the movie once than donated it. I was so disappointed