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the constant pardner

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the constant pardner last won the day on November 29 2020

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  1. I just got a great deal on a pair of baby shoes, never even worn!
  2. If I may interject, the correct word is hanged, not hung. Your father hanged himself. But I digress.. so you're staying in this evening?
  3. If eating ass is weird, consider me Al Yankovic
  4. Heads up, my first guest is a real scumbag. I recommend skipping the first half hour of the show.
  5. Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight. I wish I may, I wish I might, shoot a milky wad tonight
  6. the constant pardner

    Did someone fart in here or are we finally having that leftover turkey?

    I've never wanted a submission to win more than I want this one to win
  7. the constant pardner

    Let’s duck-rabbit this fuck habit.

    Dag nabbit
  8. The ice man cometh, but he makes sure the ice woman cometh first
  9. the constant pardner

    Rectum? Damn near scrotum!

    Rectum? Damn near scrotum!
  10. Let's not beat around the bush... I'm here to skeet upon your tush
  11. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang! I have to level with you here folks, this week's guests are pretty bad, even by our standards. But there's always next week right?
  12. If at first you don't succeed, put new socks upon your feet. But if at twice you fail once more, rub your dick against a door.
  13. Unfortunately this week we have decided to put an end to our long-standing tradition of picking a new catchphrase submitted by our listeners. The catchphrases were becoming too vulgar and childish. Now go fart on your boner you fucking puke face.
  14. the constant pardner

    It’s not funny ... my ass is on fire

    Mr Bungle
  15. A hand in the bush is worth two in the pink