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  1. the constant pardner

    It’s not funny ... my ass is on fire

    Mr Bungle
  2. A hand in the bush is worth two in the pink
  3. The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time to plant a tree was 19 years and 364 days ago. Today is a shitty day to plant a tree compared to every day since then. You had twenty years, what the fuck were you doing?
  4. Don't shit on my leg and tell me it's raining shit
  5. Well spit on my dick, it's free-handjob Nick!
  6. If you are bad, then I'm your dad. If you're the bomb, then be my mom. But if you must queef, then we've got beef!
  7. the constant pardner

    Penis as peen does

    Penis as peen does
  8. If my dog was as ugly as you, I would shave his butt and train him to understand that people love him for his companionship, quirky personality and most of all his bangin shaved turd cutter.
  9. I'll bet you dollars to donuts this economy moves toward a fried pastry-based currency
  10. I laughed out loud when I read your username 😂

  11. Exchanging commodities and/or labor for money is my business, and business is good
  12. The CDC can C Deez nuts. They must wash their hands though.
  13. The only Corona I want to hear about is the cool refreshing beer I drink on the beach. Also the coronavirus pandemic, so I can know how to act safely and responsibly to this health threat.
  14. That new uptight manager at the Mexican Restaurant really takes the fun out of queso fundido, comprende?
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