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  1. When a mommy and Daddy love each other very much. They fuck and have babies, get a warm cozy house, and the such. Isn’t that a beautiful thing, I don’t mean to be crass. Except when the mommy and daddy are pinworms and that nice cozy home is your ass.
  2. Beans beans they’re good for your heart the more you eat the better it is for your heart.
  3. Door to door salesman:Why use a bidet you say? If you got shit on your face would you just use a tissue, that is an issue. Use a bidet, good day.
  4. Eating penises! Cow penis, cat penis, platypus and rat penis. Hog penis, frog penis, gotta get that dog penis. Lions And tigers and even elephant penises are relevant.
  5. Penis, penis, over the mulberry bush, it jumps around, and haves some fun, then lands in somebody’s tush!
  6. Teamwork makes the dream work and dream work makes the meme twerk and meme twerk makes the cream jerk.
  7. Space jamming

    Episode 233 — Space Jam LIVE!

    I owe this to my friend who asked a question at the live show and was cut out of the podcast. It was my fault, I told him to ask it. Although he butchered it completely, this is what he meant. Is space jam the original Get Out? The nba players have their minds removed and put into someone else’s body, just like in Get Out. Michael is then taken to the “sunken place,” where he is to become a slave. My theory is that the Toons are in on it, which is why they picked a game they don’t know how to play. They convince Michael that they are his friends, and then Michael risks it all and says that he should be the only one to be enslaved. All the toons, the nba, everyone is in on it. That’s why no one is surprised when he gets sucked down into the “sunken place”. No one is surprised or shocked because, again, they’re in on it. Michael does Get Out. But the nba has still not gotten their justice for trying enslave Michael. Which is why Lebron James has come for them in the sequel.
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