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WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE

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  1. WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE

    Clumpy is the new smooth.

    Clumpy is the new smooth.
  2. I saw a few dead flies in your gross bathroom trash can, two in the mucus and one in the pubis.
  3. I like my lips licked like I like my lips lubed: By my lovely-little-lip-licker-Lady! Lady is my purebred shitzu-doodle and a real Boss Bitch!
  4. This is your one way ticket to the con-tent-tent-party in your pants, and by that I mean we monchin' on that funny-bone Son!
  5. Turd heeled and fulla' spring sauce, we're comin' atcha super HOT!
  6. Like a chocolate-covered lump of coal down your mom's old fishnet stocking!
  7. Butter up them breads baby, I'm comin' in lazy.
  8. The dragon in yer butt cave is making grumpy-bubbles!
  9. Fluids are mixing and juices are flowing! We got a sopping wet bit of a show thing!
  10. Fish guts in my whoopie cushion?! Now I'm listening!
  11. Shake your tater and give it a flick, 'bout'a eat a french fry out the tip of your dick! Sun!
  12. Grandmas need lovin' too. Call yer dang Grandma more often goddammit!
  13. Labia! Labia! Maybe a baby'll lurch from the likes of the Labia Cave-in-Ya!
  14. Just sit right back and you'll hear the tale, the tale of a lunatic...and somethin', somethin' su-umthing... an En-tre-P-nuer!
  15. She got a dick like a full body ingrown hair.
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