Pardon my french, butthole in the streets, as I pardon your french butthole in the sheets.

[Pardon my french, butthole in the streets, as I pardon your french butthole in the sheets.]

[It a punky reggae colonoscopy! and its tonight. it's a punky reggae colonoscopy! and it's all right.]

 

[What do Winnie the Pooh, Donald Duck, and your mom right after I climbed out of her bedroom window last night have in common?]

no pants?

[Rectum? I hardly killed him!]

I damn near know her.

[I'd rather be jacked off than jacked on!]

better to be "nutted" on than nutted in.

[Mexican sex again!]

[what do you get if you listen to Conan? He's always on the mic bithcin' and groanin'. he was so funny for the nehettwork stage. but Its hard to make new friends at his age. SCOTT AUKERMAN IS FUNNIER.]

[oompha LOOMFAH dupa Dee dee. that's what you get listening to CBB]

[CBB the show that makes u #LOOMFAH]

Laughing Out Of My Fucking Ass Hole

 

laughing

out 

of 

my

fucking

ass

hole

[give a dog a bone and it can knick knack a padywack for a day, but teach a dog to bone then you some sort of deviant..]

[Forget it, Jake. It's Vagina town.]

(Y)

[Who you calling a nerfhearder? you krin legged hooba joop!]

[A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, therefore an old fashioned is worth a finger blastin'.]

.

 

[Musha ring dum a do dum a da. Whack for the kiddie-os! whack for the kiddie-os! There's whiskey in the jello!]

happy new year

[Enter her once shame on me. enter her twi-twi-tWI-S-OH-GOD-UH! Honk shoe Honk shoe...]

[ah yes, I do remember her. I once entered her in a beauty contest. As I recall I was the one that signed her up for that beauty contest as well.]

 badum tss!

[sighing then crying, alone in despair, IN THE FROSTY AIR! JINGLE BELL TIME IS A SWELL TIME! to throw your life away. WHAT A BRIGHT TIME. ITS THE RIGHT TIME. to throw yourself under a one horse sleigh.]

giddy up jingle horse. pick up your feet. trample upon my spine. mix and mingle my blood with the snow. that's the jingle bell rock!

 

merry christmas you filthy animals.

[My opinions. YELLOW MINIONS! Bag of funyuns. PURE ONIONS! YEAAAH!!!]

[yo shorty, let me get dem giblets girl. you know u wanna taste the gravy of my turkey neck.]

happy thanksgiving.

[I may have undercooked the Turkey but I still might impress my guests this year with my spatchcock and giblet bag.]

Happy Thanksgiving.

[Know her? Damn near killed 'em!]

rectum? I hardly know her?

[My word! Did some clumsy fellow tread upon a waterfowl?]

fart noise.