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  1. D.U.G. toots
    How do I tell my wife I named our son after her sister?
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    I go by many names, the wind, the sea, Doris.
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    My new textbook has that old textbook smell
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    Oh, Baby, you’ve either got a hyperfine transition frequency in that ass or I’m studying for my atomic physics midterm.
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    My teeth are made of Chiclets. My lips, Juicy Fruit. My tongue’s Fralinger’s taffy. Soon I’ll be mute. #productplayshmmmmm
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    Raise your hands if you like pizza. Oh, yeah, that's the way. I like armpits.
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    I got my second wind. Clear the area.
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    Peptostreptococcus Expialidocious, but I don't wanna bore ya with my vaginal flora.
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