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Everything posted by FrozenJelloBasement

  1. Calling all cars! Calling all cars! Why are these cars not answering me?
  2. I've said it before, and I'll say it again: "number 2, medium, with a coke, please"
  3. In the words of the Immortal Bard: "Oh shit, I think I'm dying."
  4. Imagine all the people...no, seriously, try to imagine all of them. You can't do it. Too many people.
  5. Ecstasy = M.C. Hammer in a cardboard box
  6. If I had a dollar for every time I've had a dollar, I'd have twice the amount of money I have. Don't believe me? I'll bet you 50 cents I'm right.
  7. What's eating Gilbert Grape? Who the fuck knows? He's made out GRAPES, for God's sake!
  8. Don't tell me how to tell you what to tell people, you tattle tale. I'll tell you once and only once, then release a tell all novel of me telling you not to tell me how to tell you to tell people things.