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    Like John F Kennedy once said, “Dallas sure is beautiful this time of...”

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    You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it wakeboard.

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    How Much Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck if a Woodchuck Could Chuck Norris?

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    The bad news? The plane’s going down. The good news? Everyone gets an exit row!!!

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    I like my eggs like I like my porn. Scrambled.

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    My therapist told me I’m OCD, which I assume stands for “One Cool Dude”

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    The cat’s out of the bag, so let’s talk about the elephant in the room. A little birdie told me who let the dogs out... It was you, jackass.

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    It’s not cheating if you put peanut butter on your balls and let your wife lick it off.

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    Baby, your labia may be a-showin’

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    And the Virgin Mary was filled with the Holy Spirit, and she bore a child. Coincidentally, “The Holy Spirit” was Joseph’s nickname for his goo.

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    Hey Mom, I didn’t know you liked Star Wars! I found your vibrating light saber in your sock drawer!

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    It takes a village to raise an idiot

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    You can’t spell “Taco Maker Nuts” without Scott Aukerman

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    I grab the lotion from the shelf, and shamefully “Me Too” myself.

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    Neener Neener Neener, I have the leaner wiener!

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    I’m falling to pieces ‘cause I’m farting out feces.

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    Let’s get this party started, ‘cause I think I sharty-sharted.

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    Anagrams! Scott Aukerman: Taco Maker Nuts

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    Well that’s the LAST time I’ll ever hire a Mohel with Parkinson’s!

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    An apple a day keeps the doctor away. “You’re doing it wrong,” says my proctologist.

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    In bed I lie and sigh and cry, thinking “why, God, why did Lady Di die?

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    If two is company and three is a crowd, that explains why this orgy is way too loud.

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    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and pain is in the hand of the bee holder.

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