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Lord Brian Falconhoof

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  1. This brandy makes me randy, but this porny makes me horny
  2. Bread sky at night, sandwich delight. Bread sky in the morning, toast.
  3. Lord Brian Falconhoof

    Without this penny, I thee wed.

    Without this penny, I thee wed.
  4. That's a clam, Ma’am: a sea ham!
  5. I’d host her poster but her post-hair purse there is my first fare.
  6. Shakespeare once, shame on you. Shakespeare twice, activate Punch Doctor 3000
  7. A bright white like my Nike trike might light our hike. Hark, the dark bark of the neighbourhood shark, woof woof woof woof
  8. Why Mr Rotund, this isn’t your fund. That fat sack of cash pays for grandmother’s stash
  9. A mother's wish, a father's fish. A daughter's scream, a son's sea bream.
  10. Fountain of knowledge, go to college. Fountain of youth, wiggle wiggle wiggle look me banana
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