ProlapsedFamous
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Now that fruit roll up covered pickles are a thing maybe someone will touch my green and red penis
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It may taste great but Arnold Schwarzeneggers taint sweat is the fountain of youth
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Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results is the definition of my love life
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Dollars to donuts was really bad investment advice.
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It may seem fickle but it ain't please moan while tickling my taint
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Can you buy coffins from Amazon? I'm asking cause my Nannas gone.
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Phobophobia is the fear of phobias. Â I really hope I don't come down with it.
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My ex girlfriend is a freak in the sheets. Â Freak in the sheets is her cutesie way of saying kkk member.
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A day late, a dollar short, an Adrien Brody'd
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John McCain was known as a maverick. Â Yet another reason I believe that Tom Cruise killed him.
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Really scraping the bottom of the barrel is a nice compliment for barrel cleaners
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I remember when a snack pack was a container of pudding and not a cute guys semen
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Google for the important stuff. Â Bing for the porn and muff.
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Little known fact: milk is and acronym for moo induced lactate kool-aidÂ
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I was going to make some snow white bukkake joke. Â Turns out there's already a video for that. Would that be plagiarism?
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Something about OCD and sloppy seconds
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Number five is alive now, wait. Who's this white guy in brown face?
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It's time to start let's have some fun Suddam Hussein is number one.
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Hot quiz pop shot
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Th)e squeaky wheel gets the Grease. Â Cause boy, that Danny Zuko can get anything wet.
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"Keep going I'm almost there" was a really bad choice for a safe word.
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If anyone knows the meaning of life I doubt it's Jordan van der Sloot
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"Ay Papi" is either a sexy saying or a serious health condition.
Monk without Shalhoub is like anal without the lube
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Monk without Shalhoub is like anal without the lube