Mr. Direction

It's the show you keep trying to get your partner to like - but you always forget to vet each episode to make sure it's a good one...

Expect more from your comedy podcasts. Just don't get your hopes up

Your Mom may be a ho, but it's not that kind of show

Dame Judi Dench, had a lame booty stench, that did flourish, and fester, and linger. So she parted her cheek, without having to peek, where inside she had stuck her big finger

Podcast or Codcast - they both smell funny to me

If you wanna solo Sulu, then you'd better check with Checkov

1 for the cup. 2 for the girl. 3 to get ready. I hope it's a swirl

Peas on Earth. Carrots on Venus. Play with my rocket while I tickle your anus

The sex police almost caught me in a three-way on a one-way street. Just don't tell them I went both ways

Sorry - my legs are closed. Please come back when my relationship is open

Illegally porked in a no bacon zone

It's my way or the highway, and it's rush hour - so you can drive illegally in the HOV lane or just do what the fuck I said

How many fucks could a woodchuck give, if a woodchuck could give fucks?

Too much woodchuck chucking and not enough woodchuck fucking makes it hard to make more woodchucks

Hi Ho, the Dairy-O... Keep makin' my milk money, bitch!