The fremen of Arrakis say “if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my worms” because the were the original spice melange girls

[The fremen of Arrakis say “if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my worms” because the were the original spice melange girls]

Dune joke

[Peepers Creepers, where’d you get those Jeepers?]

Flipped em 

[In 2020 America, we’re all going viral!]

Corona joke 

[Eat fat short stacks, cut er with some butter and I may nutter. I love pancakes.]

U

[Air Force Blue, Army Green, outside Scott’s window no camo kept me from being seen.]

Peeping Tom joke

[Ghosts in my toilet? Talk about a spooky dookie!]

Spooky indeed

[Good eats settle in my feet / somebody get my gout medicine]

G

[If you’re not ok with Mathew Perry’s dingleberries / I don’t think we can be Friends]

H

[Whether life gives you lemons or melons it remains to be seen / if dyslexia’s a defense when she’s not 18]

Whether life gives you lemons or melons it remains to be seen / if dyslexia’s a defense when she’s not 18

[Travis Scott / Post Malone / neither would have left Kevin Home Alone]

Travis Scott / Post Malone / Neither would have left Kevin Home Alone

[Satisfaction is the death of desire / unless you were the one who started the California wildfires]

Satisfaction is the death of desire / Unless you were the one who started the California wildfires