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  1. There'll be no tonsil hockey under our roof. This family plays adenoid soccer.
  2. Blink once for yes, twice for no, three times a lady
  3. Honk once for yes, twice for no, three times to see me go to the bathroom
  4. Voter suppression is rampant but I'm busy drawing erotic comics about Jed Clampett
  5. I wish-wish-wish for quieter corduroys
  6. Lick, honk, toot jar, thank you first responders!
  7. It's not a fad, it's a crap-pants dad!
  8. I try to say goodbye but I choke, try to walk away from that bunghole, though I try to hide it, it's clear: I said bunghole earlier
  9. Hot dog jubilee, hot-dog hot-dog, you and me
  10. Give a man a fish, he'll fish for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll probably start lying about his skill and penis size.
  11. Shake a Lou Bega to find the cloaca. Just be sure to wear a Mambo number N95 in case he blasts the trumpet
  12. Just got a raise, I'm up from half-mast
  13. The world's most trusted news source, next to Minion memes.
  14. This man, this monster...this week on Pawn Stars
  15. I may be in quarantine, but that won't stop this Corn Tween!