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honkyray

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  1. One banana two banana three banana four is how I learned sex ed in public school
  2. Make new friends, But keep the old. The one is silver and Conan's old.
  3. Honkin' on Bobo sounds more like an Aerosmith activity than an Aerosmith album
  4. Save up to 30% on car insurance, ride a cowboy
  5. Dil-do Ray and me, Peter Venkman: the singing, sexual Ghostbuster.
  6. Honk donks everyday, gonna sit on a dog and ride away.
  7. One of by land, two if by sea, three if by moon, you don't wanna know what four if by
  8. Nixon's clit hung from the back of his throat, which is why you need to get out and vote.
  9. I came here to kick ass and make love, and I'm all out of love and so lost without you.
  10. Knock three times in the sill if you want me...four times if you want me and another dude simultaneously.
  11. Once I insert my haunted catheter, I'll have a spooky hollow weenie
  12. An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind, a buck for a suck makes the whole world interested in legalizing prostitution
  13. There'll be no tonsil hockey under our roof. This family plays adenoid soccer.
  14. Blink once for yes, twice for no, three times a lady
  15. Honk once for yes, twice for no, three times to see me go to the bathroom
  16. Voter suppression is rampant but I'm busy drawing erotic comics about Jed Clampett
  17. I wish-wish-wish for quieter corduroys
  18. Lick, honk, toot jar, thank you first responders!
  19. It's not a fad, it's a crap-pants dad!
  20. I try to say goodbye but I choke, try to walk away from that bunghole, though I try to hide it, it's clear: I said bunghole earlier
  21. Hot dog jubilee, hot-dog hot-dog, you and me
  22. Give a man a fish, he'll fish for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll probably start lying about his skill and penis size.
  23. Shake a Lou Bega to find the cloaca. Just be sure to wear a Mambo number N95 in case he blasts the trumpet
  24. Just got a raise, I'm up from half-mast
  25. The world's most trusted news source, next to Minion memes.
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