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Everything posted by F-Word Scissorhands
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I judge a book by its cover. This paperback, here, is a slut.
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By the way, Romans, about that crucifixion? You totally nailed it.
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By the way, Romans, about that crucifixion? You totally nailed it.- 1 reply
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On a scale of 1 to 10, how many pounds of number 2 did you make on my kitchen scale?
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On a scale of 1 to 10, how many pounds of number 2 did you make on my kitchen scale? -
I can’t wait to start cancer treatment! I’m more like a cancer IMpatient!
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I can’t wait to start cancer treatment! I’m more like a cancer IMpatient! -
No I’m not “firing” you. I’m not “laying you off” either. I am merely shitcanning you.
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No I’m not “firing” you. I’m not “laying you off” either. I am merely shitcanning you. -
Please let me know if there is anything I can do to help you to leave me alone.
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Today we flip the script and, on the backs of the papers, there are bunch of doodles and grody stains and shit.
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Today we flip the script and, on the backs of the papers, there are bunch of doodles and grody stains and shit. -
My guest is the 2021 champion arepa-maker! He’s probably the most prolific “arepist” in the country.
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My guest is the 2021 champion arepa-maker! He’s probably the most prolific “arepist” in the country. -
I started in the Male Room but I worked my way up to Chief Hermaphrodite Officer.
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I started in the Male Room but I worked my way up to Chief Hermaphrodite Officer. -
These lightbulbs are $20 a pop and, once you pop you can’t stop, so that works out to a lighting budget of… infinity.
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These lightbulbs are $20 a pop and, once you pop you can’t stop, so that works out to a lighting budget of… infinity. -
No, you asked if I CAN do you a favor. I said yes, I CAN. However, I choose not to.
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No, you asked if I CAN do you a favor. I said yes, I CAN. However, I choose not to. -
We’ll make you laugh even if you don’t want to! Scott always says he prefers non-consensual.
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We’ll make you laugh even if you don’t want to! Scott always says he prefers non-consensual. -
They got an award for people with heads so big it makes their body look like the size of a pea. They call it a Peabody Award.
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They got an award for people with heads so big it makes their body look like the size of a pea. They call it a Peabody Award. -
It’s different when we call each other that word! Because WE ARE Nongmen.
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It’s different when we call each other that word! Because WE ARE Nongmen. -
It fell on deaf ears, when my doctor tried to tell me I was totally deaf now.
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It fell on deaf ears, when my doctor tried to tell me I was totally deaf now. -
This cabbage soup recipe is guaranteed to kill your fetus. It’s an “a-borscht-ion”, if you will.
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This cabbage soup recipe is guaranteed to kill your fetus. It’s an “a-borscht-ion”, if you will. -
If we let sweaty-breasted women get married, that undermines the stank-titty of traditional marriage!
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If we let sweaty-breasted women get married, that undermines the stank-titty of traditional marriage! -
In today’s episode I’m having a dissociative episode. I can see myself reading this shitty catchphrase, as if from above.
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In today’s episode I’m having a dissociative episode. I can see myself reading this shitty catchphrase, as if from above. -
Sit down to pee? Sure, maybe when the pee starts coming out of my butthole!
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Sit down to pee? Sure, maybe when the pee starts coming out of my butthole!- 1 reply
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If I had Nickels for every time Mike Nichols directed the graduate I’d have at least ten cents.
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If I had Nickels for every time Mike Nichols directed the graduate I’d have at least ten cents. -
“The silent treatment.” Ask your doctor about new options for total deafness, but you won’t hear his reply.
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“The silent treatment.” Ask your doctor about new options for total deafness, but you won’t hear his reply. -
He’s a microdick loser that can’t get laid. I don’t care if he IS four years old!
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He’s a microdick loser that can’t get laid. I don’t care if he IS four years old! -
Give me a break/ Give me a break/ break me off a piece of that liquid nitrogen frozen vulva.
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Give me a break/ Give me a break/ break me off a piece of that liquid nitrogen frozen vulva. -
Get thee behind me, Satan! And while you’re back there, no funny butt stuff.
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Get thee behind me, Satan! And while you’re back there, no funny butt stuff. -
I combine my love of Latino cuisine with my skepticism of big pharma’s vaccines in my autobiography: Arroz Con Polio.
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I combine my love of Latino cuisine with my skepticism of big pharma’s vaccines in my autobiography: Arroz Con Polio.