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A Latino man whose children have moved out: Empty Nestor
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A Latino man whose children have moved out: Empty Nestor -
Headless Body In Tapas Bar.
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Mastecto-me?! What about mastecto-you?!!
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Mastecto-me?! What about mastecto-you?!! -
Farm-to-table restaurant does ass-to-mouth
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Mighty hermaphroditey!
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Don’t work hard. Work Smart, Jean.
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Don’t work hard. Work Smart, Jean. -
You can fool half of the people all the time. The lower half; from the waist down.
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In my country, we yell “I poop on your arms!” As a happy greeting.
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In my country, we yell “I poop on your arms!” As a happy greeting. -
I appreciate you sharing your political views. I’ll be sure to mail you a “Thank You” note and a pipe bomb.
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You said that you think that we should hire a decorator. I agree: you DO think that.
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You said that you think that we should hire a decorator. And I agreed: that you DO think that. -
There’s nothing better to be than relentless. Although, unrelenting is pretty good too.
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There’s nothing better than relentlessness. Although, being unrelenting is pretty good too. -
You’re complicit in this college admissions scandal! Your new name should be Complicity Huffman!!!
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You’re complicit in this college admissions scandal! Your new name should be Complicity Huffman!!! -
The F, in F. Murray Abraham, stands for Fartsucker. I’d go by “Murray” too.
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The F, in F. Murray Abraham, stands for Fartsucker. I’d go by “Murray” too. -
Cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in my iPhone.
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Cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in my iPhone. -
Do you like parodies? Cuz I got a pair o’ DEEZ.
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Do you like parodies? Cuz I got a pair o’ DEEZ. -
I belong to the Church of God, as opposed to all those other churches with no god.
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I go to the Church of God, as opposed to all those other churches with no god. -
Megan Thee Stallion is one pretty lady; all the more remarkable since, by definition, a stallion has a dick and balls.
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Megan Thee Stallion is one pretty lady; all the more remarkable since, by definition, a stallion has a dick and balls. -
Absence makes the heart grow Jane Fonda
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Absence makes the heart grow Jane Fonda -
Batman and Robin reboot: the Dynamic Do-over!
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Batman and Robin reboot: the Dynamic Do-over! -
I’ve always said you should live with zero regrets. And that whole time I have regretted saying that.
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I’ve always said you should live with zero regrets. And that whole time I have regretted saying that.