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Everything posted by F-Word Scissorhands
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You need a positive mental attitude, and there’s no way you’ll ever get that, so I recommend you just kill yourself.
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You need a positive mental attitude, and there’s no way you’ll ever get that, so I recommend you just kill yourself. -
Then, to add insult to injury, they called me a “burnt-faced babyfucker.”
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Then, to add insult to injury, they called me a “burnt-faced babyfucker.” -
Canadians are all so helpless. They should be called CAN’Tadians.
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Canadians are all so helpless. They should be called CAN’Tadians. -
Rollercoaster? I don’t even know her!
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Rollercoaster? I don’t even know her! -
I don’t know what the national bird of the USA is, but the national bird of Hair-plug-Istan must be the Bald Ego!
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I don’t know what the national bird of the USA is, but the national bird of Hairplugistan must be the Bald Ego! -
Hey, buddy, the other passengers don’t like having to see your dingleberries. We LOVE having to see them!
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Hey, buddy, the other passengers don’t like having to see your dingleberries. We LOVE having to see them! -
You need to keep a positive mental attitude. And also a positive non-mental attitude.
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You need to keep a positive mental attitude. And also a positive non-mental attitude. -
If you show fear, it’s all over. That’s why I’m terrified of fear.
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If you show fear, it’s all over. That’s why I’m terrified of fear. -
If you teach a man to fish he might think you’re his grandpa and ask you for college money. So just don’t.
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If you teach a man to fish he might think you’re his grandpa and ask you for college money. So just don’t. -
OK this challenge has a much lower difficulty level, right?, but that doesn’t make it any easier.
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OK this challenge has a much lower difficulty level, right?, but that doesn’t make it any easier. -
I have no food in my belly. But I have tons of food in my booty. Cucumbers, bananas, etc.
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I have no food in my belly. But I have tons of food in my booty. Cucumbers, bananas, etc. -
I can eat literally anything. Jupiter, the Crimean War, Utilitarianism, just to name a few.
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I can eat literally anything. Jupiter, the Crimean War, Utilitarianism, just to name a few. -
I held in a sneeze once. My butthole popped out, becoming an outie, and now I have a long, pink, tail like an opossum.
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I held in a sneeze once. My butthole popped out, becoming an outie, and now I have a long, pink, tail like an opossum. -
I give it two thumbs up! Way up… your mom’s ass!
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I give it two thumbs up! Way up… your mom’s ass! -
We are podcasting live today from Mouthsounds, Missouri
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We are podcasting live today from Mouthsounds, Missouri -
The winner of Best New Slur With No Target Group is “Clinker.”
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The winner of Best New Slur With No Target Group is “Clinker.” -
I can eat literally anything. I can also eat figuratively anything.
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I can eat literally anything. I can also eat figuratively anything. -
You gotta just DIY, which stands for… shit! I can’t remember what it stands for! We need an expert to Google it for us.
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You gotta just DIY, which stands for… shit! I can’t remember what it stands for! We need an expert to Google it for us. -
Women are all obsessed with how many inches deep their hoo-hahs are.
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Women are all obsessed with how many inches deep their hoo-hahs are. -
Did you just say “under-promise and over-deliver?!” Why, over da liver is where I was stabbed!
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Did you just say “under-promise and over-deliver?!” Why, over da liver is where I was stabbed! -
Are you writing your to-do list? Could you add “shut up”?
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Are you writing your to-do list? Could you add “shut up”?