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The term “Special education” carries a stigma so we are changing it to “abnormal education.”
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The term “Special education” carries a stigma so we are changing it to “abnormal education.” -
That’s a pretty nice chunk of change! Except that the coins in said chunk are cemented together with earwax and dried prostate pus.
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I don’t care what you say anymore this is my dick/ go ahead suck your own dick/ leave me alone
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I am so sorry to bother you but, would you happen to know why you are ugly?
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Some guys are on the “down low.” This guy just so happens to be on the “up high.”
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What’s the deal with restrooms?! No one goes in there to rest. It’s pretty much the most task-oriented room in the building!
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What’s the deal with restrooms?! No one goes in there to rest. It’s pretty much the most task-oriented room in the building! -
Comedy Bang Bang is the top comedy podcast but, did you know, it is also the power bottom?
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Comedy Bang Bang is the top comedy podcast but, did you know, it is also the power bottom? -
Your analysis pisses me off. It’s a Urinalysis, if you will!
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If I didn’t have comedy podcasting I’d probably just fiddle with my Penis stump all day.
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If I didn’t have comedy podcasting I’d probably just fiddle with my Penis stump all day. -
Your restaurant sucks! For starters, you only have appetizers!
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Please accept this engraved commemorative plaque on your teeth.
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If Paul Simon married Aaron Paul his name might be Paul Paul.
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Charlie Brown was never potty trained. Hence “Brown.” And hence “Pee Nuts.”
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Yes, that’s what I called you, but I didn’t mean it in a bad way. Why, my own dad is a fucktard.
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Charles Shulz’s early comic strips were about little boys wetting their pants. Hence “Pee Nuts.”
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Charles Shulz’s early comic strips were about kids wetting their pants. Hence “Pee Nuts.”