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Posts posted by F-Word Scissorhands
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That’s a pretty nice chunk of change! Except that the coins in said chunk are cemented  together with earwax and dried prostate pus.
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I don’t care what you say anymore this is my dick/ go ahead suck your own dick/ leave me alone
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I am so sorry to bother you but, would you happen to know why you are ugly?
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Some guys are on the “down low.” This guy just so happens to be on the “up high.”
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What’s the deal with restrooms?! No one goes in there to rest. It’s pretty much the most task-oriented room in the building!
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Comedy Bang Bang is the top comedy podcast but, did you know, it is also the power bottom?
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Your analysis pisses me off. It’s a Urinalysis, if you will!
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If I didn’t have comedy podcasting I’d probably just fiddle with my Penis stump all day.
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Your restaurant sucks! For starters, you only have appetizers!
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Please accept this engraved commemorative plaque on your teeth.
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If Paul Simon married Aaron Paul his name might be Paul Paul.
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Charlie Brown was never potty trained. Hence “Brown.” And hence “Pee Nuts.”
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Yes, that’s what I called you, but I didn’t mean it in a bad way. Why, my own dad is a fucktard.
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Charles Shulz’s early comic strips were about kids wetting their pants. Hence “Pee Nuts.”
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I have a condo in Surfside Florida. Well, it’s really more of a flat.
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Biz Markie had a dog named Ms. Barkie.
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This job does not offer any benefits except maybe the benefit of the doubt.
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Strawberry Shortcake had a boyfriend; Strawberry Longcake.Â
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I get it, we aren’t allowed to try on bathing suits directly on the bare skin of our junk. But my skin has a protective barrier of scabs!
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We were beaten at the deli. It was a truncheon luncheon.
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It’s like 1984 is coming true. Everyone has mullets and Vanessa Williams has to resign for being a lezzie.
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The protestors have been growing exponentially. Not in number, just in body size.
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A woman shot a crocodile to save her twin sister. The twin female crocodile appeared grateful.
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Do be a dear and eat a hobo’s ass, won’t you?
The term “Special education” carries a stigma so we are changing it to “abnormal education.”
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The term “Special education” carries a stigma so we are changing it to “abnormal education.”