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Topics posted by Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly
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The porgs on my porg farm stopped reproducing because they can’t stop fucking my Furby collection.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Our administrative office better sign up for a secure shredding service because Janet just bought an electric guitar brooch for her cardigan.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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In the mood for cheap meat, but we're all out of bologna and I was castrated in a farming accident.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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My eating habits have been described as pornographic. Please hire me.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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When I say use me like a moving van, dear, I’m saying wrap some meth in a carpet square, shove it up my ass and let’s make for Canada.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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We lack genitalia, Ken. No matter what we do, we will never be able to piss on one another.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Kinda embarrassing that I have two pocket vaginas attached to my wrists at all times that I sometimes have to use as hands.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If Ivy League alums shit on a paper plate and wrote an algorithm about it, I’d send them a buh-billion bitcoins.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Orange you glad I didn’t say Bo-na-na fan-na, fo-funt?
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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The bidet may be better than toilet paper, but nothing is better than butt scootin' on shag.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Warm 5 lbs of ground beef to room temperature and sculpt yourself a pair of good-lookin’ meat boobs.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Usually I don’t have to explain the mechanics of xenomorphing my ass.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Frodo and Bilbo wore that ring as if Sméagol dick hadn’t been all up in that thing.
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Didn’t pull out in time, so my dolphin wife said “I hope you didn’t do that on porpoise.” Then I said “it’s more like I did it IN porpoise.” And that’s the story of how we had our dolphin-human hybrid baby.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Wow, Spock, the carpet really does match the drapes, though that second pair of eyebrows makes your pointy dick look sorta angry.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Numbers are basically letters that can’t spell anything useful, like “buttginas”.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Medusa, I've met someone else. Her name's Slytherina and she lives on the back of your head.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Shoutout to buffalo for being the first LGBTQ allies, raising strong and sexy bi-sons for nearly 2 million years.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Some sex was had with some of the cars in this parking lot, but I can’t say which ones ... OK it was the Kias.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Let me remove my La Brea-ssiere and show you the fossils in my tar pits.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Jiminy Cricket eats the heads off all of his mates, and he knows this is something crickets don’t do.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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It used to be Snow White and the Nine Dwarves, but Seven ate Nine.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Careful picking up Tinkerbell; she might pee on your hand.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I was born a dick joke. I was raised by a dick joke. And, so help me God, I will die a dick joke.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Every nude beginning comes from my mother’s big ol' rear-end.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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