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Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly

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    Just a couple of wieners smoochin’ butts.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    If we don’t put razors in the apples, how else are trick-or-treaters going to cut all this cocaine?

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    The moment Snuffy trampled the giant yellow bird god to death, all the other Snuffleupagi knew their herd mating ritual had begun.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Don't worry, Gretel. I poked a hole in my colostomy bag so there's no way we'll get lost in Poop Forest.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    You may have ripped my arms off, Sasquatch, but you'll never fit into these sexy pumps.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    You want a superhero origin story? There's a 12-inch plutonium rod lodged in my lower anal sphincter.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Unclog my milk-ducts and slap some cottage cheese outta these big ol’ man-titties.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    No problemo, Houston. We'll make your space bong.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    And the Devil makes pee ... But next time try not to cry when we insert the catheter, Mr. Satan.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Doc, I have a bloody stool.  I see.  Here, take my stool because nobody was just murdered on it in this bar establishment in which we are both enjoying our drinks together.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    If any of you aliens pink sock me again, nobody’s getting Reese’s Pieces.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Micro-penis only passes one sperm at a time. Sounds like a tennis ball shooter. Feels like a kidney stone. Been on same orgasm for 33 years. Likely infertile. Mom wants grandkids. Plz kill me.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    If you can castrate a mule, you can castrate an elf. And let me tell you: hybrid donkey nuts are horseshit compared to Keebler caviar.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Hella hefty butternut squash, bruh.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Man, I’m teed! That merman janked that manatee’s myrrh, man.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Ambergris your palms and let's get up that whale's ass!

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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