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Topics posted by Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly
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Is Paul Rust trying to get in on the lucrative catchphrase game?
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in Comedy Bang Bang
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Dumpster dildos function as well as, if not better than, a fancy new dildo.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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The second-hand bookstore wouldn’t take my used pornographic magazines, but they did take American Express, which I used to buy more used pornographic magazines.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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My talent is spinning one nipple tassel clockwise, another counter-clockwise, and still another in a figure eight. Oh, and I have three tits.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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To quote my high school ex-girlfriend, "We never dated. Â We were never friends. Â Please get off my boyfriend's porch."
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I bought glasses to be taken seriously, so now they're seriously lodged in my colon.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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This is not the actual Grand Canyon in my living room. I fake all my floor chasms.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Not much sleeping going on in Optimus Prime’s sleeper cab if you know what I mean ... and what I mean is Go-Bot hand-jobs.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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The Loch Ness monster has a penis on the end of his toenail.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Where I come from we spell "no-seeums" with a C and call them "no-cums."
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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In Who’s the Boss, Angela was clearly the boss, but it was Mona who invented the Danza Slap.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Cat people are dog people, only they like cats and post office massacres.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Either this thong is on backwards or my front butt suddenly got very beefy.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A little tired of Robocop using our Starbucks for his morning robocrap.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Sucks being the only weredildo at Werewolf High.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Each is the size of a dinner plate, but a Venn diagram best describes the shape of my uni-nipple.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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You say “Puh-tay-toh,” I say “It’s Mr. Potato to you.”
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If you’re not going to let me in then I’m going to start my own club. The PEN 16 Club.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Fell in love with a shish kebab in Albuquerque, and now we’re expecting our first shish ke-baby.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I need some TP for my bunghole. Or, really, any improvised cork replacement will do. I misplaced the bung for my cask of whisky.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Whenever I go to Cancun, I keister a dime bag of glitter because border security need some fun too.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Once artificial intelligence figured out how to jerk off, the robot apocalypse pretty much stopped being a thing.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Before you jump to any conclusions, yes, there is a moose antler in my ass but it was consensual.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If you’ve seen two street dogs have sex, you’ve basically seen my relationship with every burrito I’ve eaten.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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