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Topics posted by Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly
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Joined a new gym. It’s an 18th century sweat shop in the London slums. Those kids are fit.
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Got kicked off the nude beach because my squawking boobies were too loud.
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Fill me up, Scotty (with that big ol’ hog).
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Name's Bond. James Bond, but my friends call me Jimmy Bag 'o Donuts.
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How about some ranch dressing for my deep-fried ranch dressing nugget, Professor.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Thanks to my peanut butter and beer diet, I achieved a dad bod before I hit puberty.
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If you’re into throupling, you’ve got to meet Armpit Face, my parasitic twin.
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My grandpa, a chicken, always used to say: "How much shit and piss can possibly come out of my cloaca? Wait, what's this now? AN EGG. You've gotta be kidding me.”
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Butter?! I know 'er well because she's my wife, but I don't have a butt!
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Living in the 80s is rad and this video cassette recorder is totally tubular. Skateboards!
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My grandpa, a gold miner, always used to say: "There’s no shame in having intercourse with a pile of dirt.”
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My grandpa, a doorknob polisher, always used to say “Knob jobbing is like any other art form: You get paid to suck dick.”
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You’d be pretty friendly too if you had a couple of dicks on your wrists and you were always slinging webs.
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He's so delicious / He's Burgalicious / He's so promiscuous / Sullenbergalicious
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Speedo weather is here and I don’t have my crucified Jesus bod yet. Plateaued at fat Elvis.
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My corkscrew penis brings all the drakes to the yard.
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In space, no one can hear you scream except for space ninjas.
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“A car so easy to drive, even the Irish can do it.”
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I want a cigarette that makes me sexy AND drunk.
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Doc was surprised I had breasts on my back. I was surprised I was lactating. The baby-versions of Guiness’s famed heaviest twins suckling the life from me acted like this was just another day on the farm.
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The armpit of my armpit also happens to be Florida.
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Tearing pantyhose is out. Mending pantyhose is in.
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People forget that the colon is the third largest erogenous zone.
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