Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly
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Topics posted by Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly
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I don’t care if this water-dwelling pachyderm murdered Chuck E Cheese and invented dick cancer, I’m duty-bound by the Hippo(potamus)cratic Oath to ensure its survival.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Sent my taxes to the IBS and now my ass is not only more inflamed, but it's being audited.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Went to the robot store and they were all out of RoButts.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Before it was called tether ball on school playgrounds, it was called tether these balls, and before that, tether DEEZ NUTZ.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Finally spelled 'BOOBLESS' on my abacus.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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100% of unicorns deny the leprechaun genocide ever happened. Think about that.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Dolphin pink undies make me feel sexy. Dolph Lundgren in pink undies makes me feel inadequexy.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Kids, here’s the truth: we didn’t give your koala-rat back to the nice man in Chinatown. I fed it late last night and it turned into a lizard, ate the cat, and started trying on your mother’s dresses. We had to kill it.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I don't know how much more descriptive I can get: imagine the fuzzy stuff is human skin ... it's a fleshy pipe cleaner.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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The Sphincter’s Riddle: What goes in (the butt) four inches in the morning, two inches at noon, and three inches in the evening?
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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King Kong ain’t got shit on some people, but he literally got shit on me when he took a shit on me and my dog. We nearly died.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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From this day forward, all shants shall be butt-flapped, all flaps shall be shant-butted, and all butts shall be flap-shanted.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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The George Mormon Grill is pretty great for making Planet Kolob God Kabobs.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Lit some candles. Ran a bubble bath. Found grandma's old landline. Been *69ing all night long. Real friendly and chatty staff at her pharmacy.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Just got ghosted by my invisible girlfriend. I did not see that coming.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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You'll have to tug harder than that, monster truck, cuz the roots of these pubes run deep.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Been trying to get into non-erotic asphyxiation but I keep getting Heimlich’d.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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The Luxury Sleeper Car Children thought it was chic and sexy to be rich yet look poor so they rebranded to the Boxcar Children.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Be a little stiality or be a lotta stiality. Just don’t be-a-stiality.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Isn't it ironic the lyric, "It's like an olympic-sized swimming pool on the back of a clown car," was there for the taking, but Alanis Morissette didn't use it?
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Who am I? I'm the Mayor of NoodleTown and have been since Nine-uh-teen-Spaghetti-Meat-uh-Ball.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Who am I? I'm the Mayor of TacoTown and have been since Nineteen-Queso-Supreme.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Who am I? I'm the Mayor of BurgerTown and have been since Nineteen-Seventy-Cheese.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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What a totally normal and reasonable thing to do, Ghengis Khan. Not!
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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