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Topics posted by Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly
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Some Lord of the Lands who fancies himself a culinary artiste put salad in my ranch dressing.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Beard trimmer shorted out and I tripped a circuit. There’s unholy strength in these pubis follicles.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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We all live in a yellow submarine with no bathroom so we all agreed Ringo will be our toilet.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Managed to shove the Viper off my third-story balcony before he was able to vipe something called a “vindow.”
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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My facial features and accessories are never coming out of my ass again, for I am Potato.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Your erect penis is a mighty fine treasure, Captain, but I was hoping to see your “bone oar.”
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I used to laugh whenever breasts were called “chesticles,” but I laugh no more. Not since my dad died of chesticular cancer.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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It’s not easy being greater than the sum of my orifices because I have a lot of orifices.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Seven-and-a-half vodka-soaked tampons up my ass and I don’t even feel buzzed.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Get to work, NASA, self-wiping butts aren’t going to invent themselves.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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The dental hygienist joined up with the auto mechanic and together they made the entire world feel terrible about itself.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If you’re Edward Scissorhands and you know it, don’t clap your hands because you’ll entangle your blades in front of a group of judgmental white ladies who will not be kind.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Not sure why you’d describe me as "high-breasted" unless it has something to do with the tits growing out either side of my Adam's apple.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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You can't spell "pussy willow" without "Ow! Willy's pus."
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If you give a man a fish, he eats an uncooked fish. If you teach a man to microwave a fish, he eats an unevenly-cooked fish.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Been dropping similes like Benjamins, and by "Benjamins" I mean my nephew who I'm not allowed to see anymore.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Work for Smarties™, not Hardee's™.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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When I'm at a Coney Island fish stand I get the classic: fried onions, sweet relish, spicy mustard, and four used condoms betwixt a day-old kaiser bun.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Make me a Fleshlight that looks like Q-Bert’s snorkel or I take my business elsewhere.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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No, no, no. It’s “Kentucky Fuckin’ Christ” and “Jesus Fried Chicken.”
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Ovaries are found ovar the genitals while undaries are found undar the genitals, but for some reason those gonads are called testicles.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Is that a manatee eating a full head of cabbage covered in mustard? Â Boing-oing-oing-oing.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I was so obsessed with whether IÂ could do it, IÂ didn't stop to think about whether IÂ should do it. Â That said, my toe is now up my ass and I think I tore my ACL.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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