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Posts posted by Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly
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Eat cheese.
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Made a necklace out ofĀ macaroni to mackĀ on a brony.
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Jesus is immaculately conceived and everyone worships him; I get emasculately conceived and everyone just says I have a tiny dick.
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A few years after partnering with a sex robot, you only get the "up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, select, start, B, A" on your birthday--and that's if you're lucky.
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Jenga!,Ā motherfucker.
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Pawn takes Pawn; Pawn takes other Pawn; Pawn takes another Pawn; New Pawn keeps taking the same Pawn;Ā (They're all just basically fucking. It's gross); Check.
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CastleĀ takes Queen; Bishop takes Castle; HorseĀ takesĀ Bishop(ās celibacy);Ā Check
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Rook takes Knight; Bishop takes Rook; Queen takes (a shit on) Bishop; Check
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That's not the Pope greeting his congregation from theĀ Pope-mobile; that'sĀ Opus Dei displaying for the world that they'veĀ imprisonedĀ the Earthly Voice of GodĀ in a car-bubble cage.
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I donāt care if this water-dwelling pachyderm murdered Chuck E CheeseĀ and invented dick cancer, Iām duty-bound by the Hippo(potamus)craticĀ Oath to ensure its survival.
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Sent my taxes to the IBS and now my ass is not onlyĀ moreĀ inflamed, butĀ it's being audited.
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Went toĀ the robot store and they were all out ofĀ RoButts.
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oh dear lord ... the light bulb.
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Before itĀ was called tether ball on school playgrounds, it was called tether these balls, and before that, tether DEEZ NUTZ.
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Finally spelled 'BOOBLESS' on myĀ abacus.
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100% ofĀ unicorns deny the leprechaun genocide ever happened. Think about that.
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Dolphin pink undies make me feel sexy. Dolph Lundgren in pink undies makes me feel inadequexy.
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Kids, hereās the truth: we didnāt give your koala-rat back to the nice man in Chinatown. I fed itĀ late last night andĀ it turned into a lizard, ate the cat,Ā and started trying on your motherās dresses. We had to kill it.
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I don't know how much more descriptive I can get: imagineĀ the fuzzy stuff isĀ human skin ... it'sĀ a fleshy pipe cleaner.
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Ooff ... that's good. Ā I couldn't get beyond breakfast, lunch, and dinner dildos. Ā Perhaps the answerĀ shall remain a mystery.
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I gott do another re-listen of the farts and procreation eps.
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The Sphincterās Riddle:Ā What goes in (the butt)Ā four inchesĀ in the morning, two inchesĀ at noon, and three inchesĀ in the evening?
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*200th catchphrase...itās an achievement, andĀ a sad one at that.
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King Kong aināt gotĀ shit on some people, butĀ heĀ literally gotĀ shit on me when he took a shit on meĀ and my dog. We nearly died.
Waiter, thereās a pubic hair in my chowder and thatās far too few for my taste.
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Waiter, thereās a pubicĀ hair in my chowder and thatās far too few for my taste.