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Posts posted by Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly
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The George Mormon Grill is pretty great for making Planet Kolob God Kabobs.
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Lit some candles. Ran a bubble bath. Found grandma's old landline. Been *69ing all night long. Real friendly and chatty staff at her pharmacy.
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Just got ghosted by my invisible girlfriend. I did not see that coming.
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*goddammit .. I'm sorry about this one ... actually, I'm sorry for about 80% of my catchphrase submissions.
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Welcome to TurdTown, assbutts.
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You'll have to tug harder than that, monster truck, cuz the roots of these pubes run deep.
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Been trying to get into non-erotic asphyxiation but I keep getting Heimlich’d.
*inspired by Scott calling Bob Odenkirk a non-erotic asphyxiation-ist on the latest CBB.
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The Luxury Sleeper Car Children thought it was chic and sexy to be rich yet look poor so they rebranded to the Boxcar Children.
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Be a little stiality or be a lotta stiality. Just don’t be-a-stiality.
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Isn't it ironic the lyric, "It's like an olympic-sized swimming pool on the back of a clown car," was there for the taking, but Alanis Morissette didn't use it?
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my heart goes out to the innocent lives that were lost trying to fly a lead zeppelin.
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Who am I? I'm the Mayor of NoodleTown and have been since Nine-uh-teen-Spaghetti-Meat-uh-Ball.
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Who am I? I'm the Mayor of TacoTown and have been since Nineteen-Queso-Supreme.
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Who am I? I'm the Mayor of BurgerTown and have been since Nineteen-Seventy-Cheese.
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What a totally normal and reasonable thing to do, Ghengis Khan. Not!
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Some Lord of the Lands who fancies himself a culinary artiste put salad in my ranch dressing.
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Beard trimmer shorted out and I tripped a circuit. There’s unholy strength in these pubis follicles.
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We all live in a yellow submarine with no bathroom so we all agreed Ringo will be our toilet.
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Managed to shove the Viper off my third-story balcony before he was able to vipe something called a “vindow.”Â
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My facial features and accessories are never coming out of my ass again, for I am Potato.
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I was unfunny on Twitter so escaped to this forum where I can continue to be unfunny.
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Your erect penis is a mighty fine treasure, Captain, but I was hoping to see your “bone oar”.
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*edited to be less subtle
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I used to laugh whenever breasts were called “chesticles,” but I laugh no more. Not since my dad died of chesticular cancer.
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From this day forward, all shants shall be butt-flapped, all flaps shall be shant-butted, and all butts shall be flap-shanted.
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From this day forward, all shants shall be butt-flapped, all flaps shall be shant-butted, and all butts shall be flap-shanted.