MerkinTheWizard
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So then I said to the mirror, “I don’t have schizophrenia, that guys does!”
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Me too -
Flop sweat on my Bobba Fett but you can Princess my Leia anytime
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what’s that to a star war -
There’s a skeleton in my closet and he won’t stop boning all my clean shirts.
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Stain remover -
There’s a horny skeleton in my closet and he won’t stop boning all my clean shirts.
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Stain remover -
There’s a horny skeleton in my closet and he won’t stop boning all my clean shirts.
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Stain remover -
I like my tea like I like my Fett: fully Boba’d
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full on -
You call it a floppy disk, but that’s how it is after I mist.
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Slant rhyme I guess? -
I lost all of my hotdogs but hey, things could always be wurst
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Worst case scenario joke would have been better maybe? Idk. -
Guess who’s coming to dinner? I hope it’s not the same person who came in my hair.
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Gum vs cum (in the hair) -
Said Voldemort in cold retort, “that Buckbeak is a fuck freak!”
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So hairy -
Cash me ousside, how bow da? I’m also available for you to cash me insside or electronically at @lilyyily
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Running -
When I sat on that unicorn’s head I certainly got the point
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Assmagical -
My back flaps got caught on my snap back and it bruised my knap sack.
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Snappy the turtle -
The booze cruise went belly up when the fish tank was used as a cup.
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Naughty-cle. -
Froggy went a food courtin’ and he dipped fries. Mmm hmm!
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took me an embarrassing amount of time to get this one lol -
I put my pulled Bluth under my pillow and what I found in the morning was underrated
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I made a huge mistake -
I love the views from this Caribbean cruise because suntanned Tom is less creepy
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The name’s Cruise, Tom Cruise -
Rub a dub dub, three men in a tub, and my how that water got sticky
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Opacity -
If you hit send, you’ll be a friend, and my bottom half will slightly extend.
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Noods -
I never pass on the wind when I’m passing on the beans.
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Puff puff pass -
A bottle of red, a bottle of white, its all Depends when your ring ain’t tight.
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Loose as a goose -
If you drink enough water on set, every hour is golden.
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Snyder cut -
If Yoda did a yolo would Chewie go solo?
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What’s that to a star war? -
Shoeless Joeker
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Cruising down the road trying to loosen my load but it’s hard with two hands on the wheel.
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Who sang that? Styx? Blue oyster? Someone
