MerkinTheWizard
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There’s a frog in my throat and a snake in my boot and they told me to never come back to that zoo.
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Watergate froggin’ -
I have a crush on an article of punctuation and I want to accommodate.
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Such sweet melodies the nightingale makes, in evening time as they crank the snakes.
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Elegant -
Be, bi, bo, bum. I smell the butt of your English mum.
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Bean stalkin’ -
My spider is a septiclops but I only have eyes for you.
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Humphrey Bogart -
Oven-baked watermelon is a great snack and a better girlfriend.
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Juicy -
I built my pet rabbit a hop-stacle course and now he’s in the hop-lympics!
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What’s up hop dog -
Its hard to hit a memory pillow when you’re angry because it remembers all your moves
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No spelling errors this time -
When Moses parted the Red Sea on the side, that’s how you know he was old.
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Topical scalpical -
Is it Halloween yet??????
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The vegan vampire at my blood orange.
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I ran out of tissues and now my sleeves are an issue
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Crusty -
I literally hate it when people use textbook definitions.
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pH level 11 -
Mazel Tov
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I ordered the soup de jour, but they brought me a “soup” Jor El
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Soup as in super (man). -
I ordered the soup de jour, but they brought me a “soup” Jor El
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Dang I should have written soup de Jor- el -
Come with me, and you’ll be, in a world of sperm emancipation.
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RIP Gene. The best ever. -
I wanted to get blown more so I became a breath-a-lyzer.
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Drunk bj’s -
I gave her the shirt off my back so she showed me the back of her skirt.
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Oldest profession -
To err is to be human, to care is to be lube-in’.
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Keep on sliding -
The quick young fox jumped over the Christopher Lloyd in Back to the Future
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Symmantics -
Ring a ding ding, it’s the Jeffrey Dahmer dinner bell
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A simple meal -
When it’s raining men: hallelujah. When it’s German men: Borg Flula.
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Loved him on Curb. -
Telepathy is my mind power, geni-telepathy is my brain power.
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Telekinesis brah -
Eating is cheating, but if nothing comes out, does it even count?
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Sexy cumundrum
