MerkinTheWizard
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So then I said to the mirror, “I don’t have schizophrenia, that guys does!”
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Flop sweat on my Bobba Fett but you can Princess my Leia anytime
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There’s a skeleton in my closet and he won’t stop boning all my clean shirts.
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There’s a horny skeleton in my closet and he won’t stop boning all my clean shirts.
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There’s a horny skeleton in my closet and he won’t stop boning all my clean shirts.
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I like my tea like I like my Fett: fully Boba’d
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I lost all of my hotdogs but hey, things could always be wurst
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You call it a floppy disk, but that’s how it is after I mist.
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Guess who’s coming to dinner? I hope it’s not the same person who came in my hair.
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Said Voldemort in cold retort, “that Buckbeak is a fuck freak!”
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Cash me ousside, how bow da? I’m also available for you to cash me insside or electronically at @lilyyily
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When I sat on that unicorn’s head I certainly got the point
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My back flaps got caught on my snap back and it bruised my knap sack.
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The booze cruise went belly up when the fish tank was used as a cup.
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Froggy went a food courtin’ and he dipped fries. Mmm hmm!
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I put my pulled Bluth under my pillow and what I found in the morning was underrated
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I love the views from this Caribbean cruise because suntanned Tom is less creepy
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Rub a dub dub, three men in a tub, and my how that water got sticky
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If you hit send, you’ll be a friend, and my bottom half will slightly extend.
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I never pass on the wind when I’m passing on the beans.
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A bottle of red, a bottle of white, its all Depends when your ring ain’t tight.
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If you drink enough water on set, every hour is golden.
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Cruising down the road trying to loosen my load but it’s hard with two hands on the wheel.
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