MerkinTheWizard

I ordered the soup de jour, but they brought me a “soup” Jor El

By MerkinTheWizard, February 16, 2021 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

The vegan vampire at my blood orange.

By MerkinTheWizard, February 27, 2021 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

If Yoda did a yolo would Chewie go solo?

By MerkinTheWizard, March 17, 2021 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

When it’s raining men: hallelujah. When it’s German men: Borg Flula.

By MerkinTheWizard, February 9, 2021 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Rudy, Tooty, Fresh, and Featured in That New Sacha Baron Cohen Film

By MerkinTheWizard, October 23, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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They Say Johnny Appleseed Always Cut Holes In Them First

By MerkinTheWizard, October 24, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

That's one small schlep for man, and you can get it yourself next time

By MerkinTheWizard, October 24, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

We came, we saw, but not in that order

By MerkinTheWizard, October 24, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

The key to finding happiness is to take off the pants first.

By MerkinTheWizard, October 31, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

One fish, two fish, slide fish, new fish.

By MerkinTheWizard, November 30, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it’s probably my ducking autocorrect.

By MerkinTheWizard, November 30, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Happy Hanukkah to all the ladies out there, I’m not Jewish but my dick is.

By MerkinTheWizard, December 9, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

If you hear those sleigh bells jingling, ring ting tingling too for more than four hours, please consult your local physician.

By MerkinTheWizard, December 9, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Come to think of it, see to think of it later with my hands.

By MerkinTheWizard, December 23, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, jack jumped into the dildo pit.

By MerkinTheWizard, December 23, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

If little miss muffet sits on your tuffet, you’ll cream all your curds and whey.

By MerkinTheWizard, December 25, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Only by coming together will we find true peace, but it’s hard to get the timing right.

By MerkinTheWizard, December 26, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Waste not, want not, taste not, the Auk Scott.

By MerkinTheWizard, December 27, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Waste not, want not, taste not, the coin slot

By MerkinTheWizard, December 27, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

That’s one small heynong for man, one giant leap for Man-tzoukas.

By MerkinTheWizard, December 29, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Some people call me the space cow meat, some call me the flank steak of Mars.

By MerkinTheWizard, December 31, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

If our friend Flipper tasted like kippers, tartar sauce would be the dipper.

By MerkinTheWizard, December 31, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

When nature calls, head for the stalls. Empty your bladder and then your balls.

By MerkinTheWizard, January 2, 2021 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Forty days and forty nights, whenever you drink them will be alright.

By MerkinTheWizard, January 4, 2021 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Comedy Bang Bang is a proud sponsor of National Bobblehead Museum and Hall of Fame in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

By MerkinTheWizard, January 16, 2021 in New Catchphrase Suggestions